Recent R-isms

While riding on a big, swinging seahorse at the RenFest:

R: "My nuts have no gravity!"

In church yesterday:

Me: "Isn't that music pretty?"

R: "How can music be pretty? It has no image!"

In the car this weekend, talking about his stuffed animals:

R: "My stuffed animals hate me."

Me: "How do you know? Did they tell you?"

R: "No, they can't talk."

Me: "Well, then how can you tell they hate you?"

R: "Because of their ATTITUDES. And their MOTIONS. And their ACTIONS."